if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

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bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food

(Source: maryjblige, via let-me-butter-your-cat)

epilepticus:

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thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg


oh my god


guys for real im laughing so hard rn

disparatre:

Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves

Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls

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dickprintbandit:

ghdos:

BRUHHHHHHH.

Jesus Christ.
stunningpicture:

No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!

unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

(via thefaceofjack)

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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imnotjailbait:

this vine is literally the femme fatale tour

(via fagflow)

(Source: iloveouterspace2k14, via patarnon)